i introduce to you
Phat Nguyen
DO YOU FOLKS LIKE COFFEE????
Age 31, Male
loln
Long Island, New York
Joined on 9/10/06
Posted by LTmatt - May 5th, 2009
my fucking god, i just came out of the bathroom, AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT IT.
so i walk in, drop the pants, yeah, yeah. i sit down. i took the greatest feeling shit EVER. it was like, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
the thing itself (the shit) was about as big as the cardboard roll you get off a thing of paper towels.
it was a sensation better than orgasm. like, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY EAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hh
just fucking ahh. jesus shitting motherfucking nigggertit christ, fucking yeah.