Look at how meta uber awesome I am by making threads calling out mods and typing /thread whenever I post something

I also have a sign-up date in the past few months so you know I'm cool when I type "epic fail" or "win" whenever one of my dumbass 100-post buttbuddies makes a comment

And if you didn't know, I have have a kevan.org or myminicity link in my sig that I'll try to conceal by typing "COCK JOKE LOL!!!!" because I'm insecure about being a statwhore

Well, that's about it, if you want to learn about how I'm a fat japanophile faggot with a 2-inch dick that likes to cut himself you can go to my blog and comment so I can reply with something that's full of faux-drama and pretention