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Klaus @LTmatt

Age 31, Male

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Posted by LTmatt - December 25th, 2008


i just found out the perfect algorithm for making up names for some kind of disgusting sexual act.

take the name of a state and combine it with the name of a power tool.

the california steam roller

the alaskan glue gun

the tennessee router

now you try!


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The Seattle Drill.
The Hawaiian Hammer
The South Carolina Sledge Hammer
The Virginia Vacuum

... Mmm, sounds kinky. :3

The Pennsylvainia Welder.