i just found out the perfect algorithm for making up names for some kind of disgusting sexual act.
take the name of a state and combine it with the name of a power tool.
the california steam roller
the alaskan glue gun
the tennessee router
now you try!
Spartan204
The Seattle Drill.
The Hawaiian Hammer
The South Carolina Sledge Hammer
The Virginia Vacuum
... Mmm, sounds kinky. :3