LTmatt's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ching Chong Beautiful]

Stolichnaya

good shit dawg

[Thing-Thing Arena 3]

ahhhhhh

This review is helpful.

[Thing-Thing 3]

hehe

I remember playing this shit like 3 years ago. That was fun.

Too bad I lost all me weapons and shit.

[StarCraft FA 5]

Ummm.......

Crysis has lesser requirements than this piece of shit.

[Ongaku]

Ugh........

I hate that games like these are so well respected. It's like fucking PuzzleQuest winning the innovation award at the VGAs. It's Bejewled with mana, just like this is any shitty rhythmic flash game with an Okami-esque art style. It's basically what I just described, branded with an irrelevant Japanese title. Its achievement system is a stupid afterthought that the developer thought would get it more positive reviews from the nintendonauts who think everything is revolutionary. So fuck this, and give my review bad feedback because I made you frown.

[MAD]

Cool

Fun idea, I like you make it accessible to n00bs. The 'blow shit shit up and get rewarded for it' kind of system has always intrigued me.

[Strategy Defense 3]

Eh...

I like the idea of a flash RTS but it has about a hundredth of the complexity of a rather simple real-time strategy like Command & Conquer or Age.... Everything is relatively the same, you throw a few enemies at us and you build infantry units and stationary support turrets and wait for the enemy to attack. Exiting, I know... But hey, you could have a promising career in making shitty WiiWare titles, I hear Nintendo is giving flash developers free licenses to develop that crap. We all know how fucking horrid quality control is at Nintendo, so you could make a few bucks every time you release one of these shits to Nintendo. Well, I'm not here to shit on your dreams, so I'll try to up your little review average by giving a high score :) So farewell and fuck you, kiddos

[Line art]

nice little toy

I like it. it is very entertaining, and you can keep playing for hours.....
For a kind of building-like effect, put x-, y+, x on cos and y on sin, initial size on 5, angle on 7, size increment on 1, angle increment on 30, fire and the rate 50%.
It looks like the buildings' lights are going on in the night.

[NetDraw 1.2]

Wow

That was pretty fucking good........ I hope you make more.... lol I have Flash but this was still fun loln

[The Suicide Bomber Game]

AWE SNAP! THIS FLASH OWNZ!

Love it man this is the shit! Probably attracted a halluva lot of hatemail lol