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Klaus @LTmatt

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Posted by LTmatt - January 12th, 2009


Diminished 5th + a Major 5th equal? Like, G, C#, G#?

what chord, I mean.


Posted by LTmatt - January 6th, 2009


E, Bb, C, G


Posted by LTmatt - January 3rd, 2009


hhh


Posted by LTmatt - December 25th, 2008


i just found out the perfect algorithm for making up names for some kind of disgusting sexual act.

take the name of a state and combine it with the name of a power tool.

the california steam roller

the alaskan glue gun

the tennessee router

now you try!


Posted by LTmatt - December 18th, 2008


sup


Posted by LTmatt - December 10th, 2008


Look at how meta uber awesome I am by making threads calling out mods and typing /thread whenever I post something

I also have a sign-up date in the past few months so you know I'm cool when I type "epic fail" or "win" whenever one of my dumbass 100-post buttbuddies makes a comment

And if you didn't know, I have have a kevan.org or myminicity link in my sig that I'll try to conceal by typing "COCK JOKE LOL!!!!" because I'm insecure about being a statwhore

Well, that's about it, if you want to learn about how I'm a fat japanophile faggot with a 2-inch dick that likes to cut himself you can go to my blog and comment so I can reply with something that's full of faux-drama and pretention


Posted by LTmatt - November 22nd, 2008


"Mediocrity is forever" - Shigeru Miyamoto


Posted by LTmatt - November 6th, 2008


HAHA HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW BITCH


Posted by LTmatt - November 3rd, 2008


i'll trade for a 360 beta code.

pm me, i have no fucking use for this code.


Posted by LTmatt - October 23rd, 2008


there's this disabled kid named kevin. i don't know what's really wrong with him, other than that he talks like a retard with a dick in his mouth.

so he had a little envelope with some money in it, for lunch. me and the other kids at the table were bored out of our fucking minds, so we held the little envelope up to the light to see what was in it, a check or some shit.

so this kid james eventually finds out it's a check, and then we all kept repeating that.

"kevin, it's a check! it's a check!"
"it's a check!"
"no matt, it's a check!"

and then about a minute in, kevin started crying.

fucked up shit, huh?